1. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? H got caught drinking on the job.
2. Where did the vampire open his savings account? At the blood bank.
3. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A pain in the neck!
4. Why did the vampire take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.
5. Why are vampires like false teeth? The come out at night.
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite.
7. Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich
8. What does a weight-conscious vampire drink? A Blood Light
9 . What is a vampire's favorite game? Batmitten
10. What is a vampire's favorite drink? A bloody Mary
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